officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

yourscientistfriend:

Ferguson vs Pumpkin fest
The media’s treatment of these two events were shameful!

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

(Source: lizardswarms)

grymejr:

#religiouslogic #thinkaboutit #explainthatshit #atheism #religion #ebola #evolution

(Source: bellagodless)

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

armywifesara:

Dude obviously hasn’t read the bible.

(Source: memewhore)

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7)

loldodgers:

The Cubs’ World Series 2003 hats that they never got to use. This is so sad.